Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:
Niggarochii the hillbilly.
I saw this gentleman open for Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy in Cleveland, Ohio a few weeks back. It is very seldom that I am this impressed by an opening act. He took the stage in an Amish hat, sequinned jacket, track pants and Tevas. Part way through the show he ditched the jacket and the pants (they had snaps on the side) and performed wearing the tuxedo thong depicted above. The themes of his songs ranged from women who tan too much, smelly feet, and titties. He broke out a harmonica for some of the songs and had a trombone (?) during the titties song, the lyrics of which ran "the titties go up and the titties go down, the titties go round and round!" I would have posted this sooner but I had no idea how his name was spelled.
I also encourage you to check out Mickey Avalon and the Dyslexic Speedreaders, if you enjoy trashy glam hiphop about sex and drugs. I sure as hell do.