Monday, November 17, 2008
I forgot about this song!
I had it on some format in high school- LP or on some goth comp? Beatnikside just reminded me of it.
And yes, I'm writing fiction and that seems to dredge up all sorts of peculiar memories.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Unsent letters
Dear estranged former long distance lover,
Why must you post such attractive photos of yourself on your online dating profile? Rawr!
I'd still hit it, but you still live in another state and don't talk to me anymore.
Love,
Bianca
***
Dear Netflix,
Why must you pull Dexter from the instant watch queue one week after making instant viewing available for macs, when I'm only two eps in? I hate you!
Love,
Bianca
Why must you post such attractive photos of yourself on your online dating profile? Rawr!
I'd still hit it, but you still live in another state and don't talk to me anymore.
Love,
Bianca
***
Dear Netflix,
Why must you pull Dexter from the instant watch queue one week after making instant viewing available for macs, when I'm only two eps in? I hate you!
Love,
Bianca
In lieu of content
Your result for The What type of MAN turns you on Test...
Pretty boy
You scored 40% masculine, 47% athletic, 36% exotic, and 69% refined!
You like a man that looks like you can bring him home to mama. Clean, toned (but not over the top) and not the macho type. A genuine nice guy.....like Orlando Bloom. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!
Take The What type of MAN turns you on Test at HelloQuizzy
Ironically, I date a lot of bears.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
More dating advice from a perpetually single person who gets laid a lot
1. Nobody is "out of your league." Don't assume anyone will or won't be attracted to you based on your looks, or their looks. Different people are attracted to different things. Confidence is universally attractive, unless you're a creep who targets girls with low self esteem in the hopes they'll be easily manipulated.
2. Don't underestimate or overestimate an individual based on their appearance, job, friends, etc.
3. That whole thing about getting an ugly girl to marry you is a load of crap. Some of my worst-behaved partners have been ugly dudes. Plainness is no more an indicator of character than gorgeousness.
4. That said, many gorgeous people are vain and lazy. Find one who isn't.
5. Don't settle for anyone who doesn't think you are fabulous the way you are.
6. Rich people are often the biggest tightwads. Generosity has very little to do with money.
7. Long distance love doesn't work (most of the time, though I'm sure some of you can prove me wrong).
8. On the other hand, a certain amount of distance is conducive to keeping love alive. I'm not sure I ever want to live with a partner because they'd probably start to annoy me fairly quickly.
9. If you think you're in love within a week or two, you probably aren't. If you decide the person is the "one" right off the bat, it'll probably end in tears.
10. Don't be too nice right out the gate. I call this the "mix cd curse." I don't make mix CDs for people in the early stages of dating because that's the point where they think they have the upper hand and start taking you for granted. Give too much too soon and a person won't appreciate it. Save it until you know they're actually worth it.
2. Don't underestimate or overestimate an individual based on their appearance, job, friends, etc.
3. That whole thing about getting an ugly girl to marry you is a load of crap. Some of my worst-behaved partners have been ugly dudes. Plainness is no more an indicator of character than gorgeousness.
4. That said, many gorgeous people are vain and lazy. Find one who isn't.
5. Don't settle for anyone who doesn't think you are fabulous the way you are.
6. Rich people are often the biggest tightwads. Generosity has very little to do with money.
7. Long distance love doesn't work (most of the time, though I'm sure some of you can prove me wrong).
8. On the other hand, a certain amount of distance is conducive to keeping love alive. I'm not sure I ever want to live with a partner because they'd probably start to annoy me fairly quickly.
9. If you think you're in love within a week or two, you probably aren't. If you decide the person is the "one" right off the bat, it'll probably end in tears.
10. Don't be too nice right out the gate. I call this the "mix cd curse." I don't make mix CDs for people in the early stages of dating because that's the point where they think they have the upper hand and start taking you for granted. Give too much too soon and a person won't appreciate it. Save it until you know they're actually worth it.
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